Jan Michał Dziedziczak is a Polish politician and political scientist, currently the minister in the Chancellery of the Prime Minister responsible for the Polish diaspora.
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The 2016 Montreal Alouettes season was the 50th season for the team in the Canadian Football League and their 62nd overall. The Alouettes finished the season in third place in the East Division with a 7–11 record. Although this was a slight improvement upon their 6–12 record from 2015, it was still not good enough to get them back into the playoffs, as they lost the season series to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and thus, having to settle for 3rd place, behind the \"crossover\" team from the West, the Edmonton Eskimos (10–8). It was the first time the team missed the playoffs in back-to-back years since their reactivation.
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