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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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